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Romanian soldier collapses with sexual frustration

A Romanian soldier who collapsed on the parade ground has been diagnosed as suffering from acute sexual frustration.

Adrian Busureanu, who's 21, collapsed and started convulsing uncontrollably at a barracks in Valcea, Romania.

After carrying out exhaustive tests to find the cause of the problem, doctors at a military hospital diagnosed Busureanu as suffering from an "acute case of sexual frustration".

A spokesman said: "He became feverish, delusional and finally hysterical after being apart from his girlfriend for two months. He was suffering from hysteria induced by sexual frustration."

One doctor at the military hospital told local paper 'Libertatea': "He was brought to us at the peak of his crisis.

"We managed to bring him back to normal and then discovered this was all because he was sexually frustrated."

Busureanu told doctors being apart from his girlfriend for so long had been unbearable: "I haven't seen her since I came here two months ago. It is impossible," he said.

But he is unlikely to get relief soon. In Romania compulsory military service runs for between six and 12 months.

Workers given zips and buttons for a Christmas bonus

Workers at a Romanian clothes factory are to receive their Christmas bonus in buttons and zips instead of money.

The 1,000 employees at the Modexim factory, in Craiova have been told by managers there's not enough funds to pay out the annual bonuses.

Instead, each worker will get two bags filled with buttons, five zips and two metres of elastic.

One worker, Ioana Pavelescu, told the Evenimentul Zilei newspaper: "It's nice, but we can't fill Christmas dinner plates with buttons.

"We'll be forced to sell them just for some extra money for the holidays. I wonder who's going to buy them from me."

Lost dog takes himself to hospital

A lost dog with sore paws limped into a hospital's casualty ward to be treated.

The huge St Bernard joined the queue at Wythenshawe Hospital in Manchester, much to the amazement of doctors.

The dogs are famed for their survival instincts and are used in mountain rescue searches.

Police Sgt Malcolm Cooper told The Sun: "This one seemed to know exactly what he was doing."

The St Bernard is now being cared for by emergency Vet service Pet Medics, which is trying to find the owners.

Problem schoolboy becomes artwork

A schoolboy who has been in regular trouble at school has gone on display in a Chilean art gallery.

Artist Antonio Becerro announced Alexis Valencia, 18, will sit in the gallery in his school uniform for three days.

Alexis will have "faulty edition" stamped on his forehead. He will occasionally wash stones to symbolise his aggression.

The artist claims the exhibit will be a powerful indictment of the Chilean education system.

His schoolboy model told newspaper Las Ultimas Noticias he was worried the art project might prove very boring.

"It isn't going to be as bad as going to school, but it'll be similar," he said.

Becerro first came to public attention with his controversial exhibition Oil Paintings on Dogs.

The artist found dead dogs on the streets of the capital Santiago. He then stuffed them, did paintings on their fur and arranged them in different poses.

Man 'slashed in argument over hairy buttocks'

A man in the US was allegedly slashed with a knife after arguing with a friend over who had the hairiest buttocks.

Police say Emmanuel Nieves and Erik Saporito were talking with friends in Mansfield Township, New Jersey, about their bums when the conversation became heated.

It's alleged Nieves got so upset that he pulled a knife and slashed Mr Saporito on the head.

Mr Saporito is in good condition after being treated at a Hackettstown hospital.

Nieves is being held on $25,000 bond.

Man plans to marry woman who ripped off one of his testicles

A man plans to marry the woman who was jailed for ripping off one of his testicles.

Aretha Oneal pleaded guilty to using her fingernails to rip off the testicle in an attack last year.

Her victim, Dennis Ross, took the testicle to the local hospital in Nashville, Tennessee, where it was successfully re-attached.

According to The Tennessean Oneal was sentenced to 81 days.

She will be eligible for early release if she completes a 45-day counselling programme that deals with issues such as anger management.

Mr Ross, 38, told the paper that he continued to live with Oneal at an address in Nashville after the incident in June last year.

He plans to marry Oneal after she is released.

''I love that girl,'' Mr Ross said. ''That's my heart, my soul, and that's my better half. I told the (District Attorney) the other day I'm not prosecuting her.''

But the Davidson County district attorney's office still decided to bring the case to court.

Oneal attacked Ross on June 16, 2001, as he slept in his bed. The Tennessean reports that the couple had argued after Ross returned home after having sex with another woman.

Gun-toting Granny!

Shoots off rapers testicles

The crooks were surprised this nice lady did not turn in all weapons when
gun control was declared in Australia.... were they surprised!!!

MELBOURNE, Australia -- Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off
when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the
unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them,
she took revenge on them in her own special way,- said Melbourne police
investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police
station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could
be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis
and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the
hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were
holed up. The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come,
but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy,
Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be
using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are
still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after
what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action after her granddaughter Debbie was
carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a
section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's
face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get
those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on
them, "recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them,
either -- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And
I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description
of the sicko's, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the
wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the
ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. I know it was them the
minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to
Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door --
and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square
between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then
I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare
him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the
vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is
difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said,
especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
sainthood and a medal.

Man ends up with barnacle stuck to his penis

A man sleeping on a beach ended up with a barnacle stuck to his penis.

The 23-year-old had been lying in shallow water to escape the heat in Bor, Yugoslavia.

He had to go to the accident and emergency department of the local hospital after being unable to get rid of the crustacean himself.

Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezers.

Daily newspaper Glas Javnosti reports medics only managed to free the barnacle when the embarrassed man got an unplanned erection.

A hospital spokesman said: "We are not allowed to comment on the patients we treat but we would not say that the newspaper report was wrong."

MONKEY MAN!

The current reports are from the northern state of Bihar's Jehanabad, Rohatas, Ara and Patna districts.

The Dainik Ujala newspaper says several residents claim they've been bitten or scratched by a "black monkey with coloured lights flashing from its eyes."

Patna's superintendent of police O N Bhaskar is dismissing the reports, saying they are down to someone's overactive imagination.

Prabhakar Mishra, a priest at a Shiva temple, said: "It looks like Hanuman (the Hindu monkey god) is angry."

He added: "I have asked visitors to offer prayers to him seven times a day to protect themselves."

But Mr Bhaskar said: "There is no real evidence of any monkey being involved in the attacks. We will not hesitate to take tough action against people who are spreading baseless rumours"

Resident Pawan Kumar Niyogi who was sleeping on the terrace of his house claims he was attacked by "a 5ft-tall monkey-like animal."

He said: "I was terrified and thought my life was going to end but it merely scratched me on the shoulder before jumping off the roof."

People who normally sleep in the open are now staying in their homes while groups of residents carrying torches are keeping night-time vigils on the streets.

Woman's night of romance without a man ends up in hospital

A Romanian woman had to have an aerosol removed in hospital after her attempt at a romantic evening without a man misfired.

The woman, who was holidaying alone on the Black Sea coast, had decorated her hotel room with candles and flowers and put on some background music.

But the night ended in pain and embarrassment after she tried to use a can of deodorant as a sex aid and got it stuck.

The woman, named as Marcela M by the National newspaper in Romania, told doctors she had just broken up with her boyfriend and wanted to prove to herself she could do without a man.

Doctors managed to remove the aerosol but kept the woman - from Hunedoara - in hospital for observation, the National reports.

Malaysian government tells couples to call each other 'darling'

Malaysia's government is urging couples to call each other "darling" in an attempt to reduce the divorce rate.

Family development minister Shahrizat Abdul Jalil says the move would deepen people's relationships.

She says she wants people to call their partners by "affectionate names".

The minister told The Straits Times: "Those who have not tried it may feel shy in the beginning."

Ms Jalil said using terms of affection would help couples who'd started taking each other for granted.

The number of marriages in Malaysia dropped from 106,624 in 1995 to 91,990 in 2000 while divorces increased from 11,474 to 13,501 in the same period.

Rapper fined for spanking his monkey

 
 

PARIS (Reuters) - A court has fined French rapper Joey Starr 9,750 euros (6,250 pounds) after he hit his pet monkey on television, sparking a storm of protest from animal rights activists including former film star Brigitte Bardot.

Starr slapped the caged Barbary ape several times during a programme recorded at his home in March by the M6 commercial channel, provoking a flood of complaints from viewers that alerted Bardot and other animal rights groups.

The court in the Paris suburb of Bobigny found Starr, whose real name is Didier Morville, guilty on Wednesday of maltreating an animal and illegally possessing a protected species.

Barbary apes are found in bands in Algeria, Morocco and on the Rock of Gibraltar.

Starr has a number of convictions for violence, including assaults on an air hostess and on his partner.

Man divorces wife over forgotten lamb dish

A man has divorced his wife of 30 years because she forgot to cook him roast lamb for the Easter break.

In the court papers, Florian Paun said he wanted a divorce because she ruined Easter by not preparing his favourite dish.

The 59-year-old Romanian added he couldn't bear thinking of all his friends eating the dish when he hadn't.

He conceded his wife Marioara only forgot because she was busy with other things, but said that wasn't his fault.

Marioara said she was shocked at his decision and didn't realise three decades of marriage could end over a piece of meat.

Mr Paun, from Hunedoara, said: "It's not my fault that my wife was busy with other things and forgot. She ruined my holiday and I cannot continue to live with her.

"Imagine how I felt when I saw that all my friends had delicious roast lamb on their tables at Easter and I did not."

Despite advice from his lawyer that there should be more important reasons to end a marriage, Mr Paun was adamant he wouldn't go back on his decision and the divorce has now gone through.

Artist 'fine' after having arm nailed to wall

An Australian performance artist has successfully spent more than a day nailed to a wall by his only arm.

Mike Parr, who was born with one arm, could be seen via a webcam at Sydney's Artspace gallery.

He took advice from doctors before a builder drove a long silver nail into his forearm then hammered it into a wall.

Video footage of the performance will now be projected on to the wall.

Curator Sophie O'Brien told Ananova: "It went very well. Mike seems fine. His arm seemed to be in good shape. We kept it really clean."

She added: "He saw doctors aplenty before he did it to make sure the right spot was chosen. The nail went through skin and fat, not muscle. I'm sure he'll have a check-up now."

Mr Parr, who is considered one of Australia's leading artists, had been taking Panadol for the pain.

Last year Mr Parr locked himself in a small room with no food for a week.

Schoolgirl traps flasher's penis in zip

A schoolgirl in Virginia has trapped a flasher's penis in his zip while he was exposing himself to her.

Detectives in Virginia Beach say the man confronted the 12-year-old in a lift.

She grabbed his zip and pulled it up, then ran to tell a relative. She was unharmed.

The Virginian-Pilot says police think he suffered serious enough injuries to require hospital treatment.

Police spokesman Mike Carey says officers have been checking for him in the area's hospitals.

The suspect was involved in a scuffle with the girl's stepfather after the incident in the lift, but he managed to escape.

Woman's grave dug up 'for sex'

Romanian police are hunting someone who dug up the body of a woman and is believed to have had sex with it.

Marioara Dudu had been buried five weeks. Her mother discovered the 46-year-old's coffin ransacked on her daily visit to the grave.

Police in Craiova say they are hunting those responsible under grave desecration laws, but will add necrophilia charges if forensic tests confirm what they suspect.

Mrs Dudu's mother, Ioana Teodorescu, told the Gazeta de Sud newspaper: "The lid of the coffin was broken and my daughter had one of her legs outside. I got scared and I ran to call the police."

Her husband, Marin, said: "Why did they violate her grave? She was buried for five weeks now; she wasn't wearing any jewels or expensive clothes. We are a poor family. My wife never upset anyone. What kind of person raped her and doesn't let her rest in peace?"

Costel Dudu, 28, her son, said: "I only saw this in horror movies. I never thought I'd actually get to live with it."

Codruta Munteanu is a neighbour who washed Marioara Dudu when she died. Now she has cleaned her again. She said: "I didn't feel repulsion, why should I? I washed her after she died too. I cleaned the soil on her clothes and face and I arranged her skirt after the police took all the evidence."

Police Lieutenant Colonel Ion Mita said: "Now we are investigating according to the art 319 of the Penal Code of grave profanation. However, we wait until we have a sure result from the doctors to see if it was a rape so we can add necrophilia to the charges. Unfortunately, so far, we have no suspect."

 
Man Caught Shagging Goat!
 
A DEPRAVED man has today been jailed for six months after being spotted
having sex with a goat by a train-load of commuters.
Perverted Stephen Hall, 23, of Hull, East Yorkshire, pleaded guilty to one
charge of buggery with an animal after the assault on the female goat in
August last year.
He had initially denied the charge but later admitted it after goat hairs
matching those of the victim were found in his underwear.
As he passed sentence at Hull Crown Court this morning Judge Michael
Mettyear described the  incident as "bizarre and disgusting".
And he expressed frustration at being unable to order a ban on Hall working
with children in the future.
The court was told that a pre-sentence report on Hall suggested he should be
barred from associating with children although Mr Mettyear said he had no
power  to make that order.
"Since the beginning of last year the court has the power to order that you
should not work with children," he said.
"However this only relates to cases where the offence concerns a child.
"I would like to be able to make such an order.
"It seems to me that a judge should have the power to make such an order if
they believe that a person poses a threat to a child."
Reading from the pre-sentence report, Mr Mettyear said Hall had shown
evidence of being "preoccupied with sex", having "emotional instability" and
problems maintaining relationships.
And, referring to a previous conviction for indecent assault against a
six-year-old girl, the report said: "Mr Hall targets vulnerable victims, a
child in the first instance and now an animal."

 






Dad drives snow 110 miles so son can build snowman

A father loaded a van with snow and drove it 110 miles so his son could build a snowman.

Two-year-old Elliot O'Sullivan was distraught when no snow settled near his home.

So dad Shaun O'Sullivan, who was working in snow-covered Kent, filled his Mercedes Sprinter van with snow and drove it home to Totton, Hants, for a surprise.

Shaun, a 24-year-old window fitter, drove the whole way with the heater off to stop it melting.

He told The Sun: "It was worth the effort to see the look on Elliot's face - though it was freezing driving back."

Elliot's mum Tracey, 27, said: "Elliot and I pulled up outside our house and could see Shaun getting something out of the van.

"I could hardly believe my eyes when I realised what he was up to. Elliot's face was a picture."

'Belgrade - A Montenegro family thought a WWII artillery shell was the ideal
replacement for a broken table leg - until it exploded, injuring eight
people as they were about to eat a meal.

The Miskovic family in the town of Danilovgrad was preparing the local
specialty of grilled pork fat on the table when the old shell went off at
the weekend, the Yugoslav daily 'Vecernje Novosti' reported.

The newspaper reported the victims suffered only light injuries.'

source: 'The Herald Sun', Melbourne, Victoria, Australia 27/11/02

hmmmm... clearly this family is swiming in the shallow end of the gene
pool... ;)
(thanks Jay)

Elderly women at OAP home fear nurses will steal their lovers

Elderly women at a Bulgarian old folks' home fear nurses will try to steal their lovers, according to a newspaper.

Staff at the Vazrazhdane centre for the elderly in Ruse say some elderly women are breaking house rules by having sex with men at the centre.

But the Sega daily newspaper reports the women are refusing to identify the men because they believe the nurses will then try to have sex with the men themselves.

One elderly woman told the paper: "We're lucky because we cannot get pregnant and can make love as much as we want."

Boy, five, tries to fly from 60ft balcony

A five year-old Romanian boy has escaped unhurt after he 'tried to fly' from a 60 feet balcony.

The boy, who had been left alone by his father for half an hour, thought he could fly down and wait for his mother, who was due home from work.

Andrei Bogdan Rotaru, from Vaslui, used a stool to get on the balcony frame then spread his arms and jumped.

His fall was interrupted by clothes lines attached to the balconies below and he was able to get up again unaided.

Doctors said the boy didn't appear to have any injuries but they were keeping him under medical observation for at least five days.

The little boy said he was sure people could fly because he had seen them in cartoons.

He told the Evenimentul Zilei newspaper: "My mom said she won't let me watch the cartoons any more because I learn bad things from them. But I will do it every day after I come from the kindergarten."

Man Learns To Breastfeed

A Sri Lankan widower has attracted the attention of doctors for his ability to breastfeed his young daughter.

Mr B Wijeratne, from Walapanee, near Colombo, took to breastfeeding her soon after his wife died three months ago while giving birth to their second child.

His elder daughter, 18-month-old Nisansala Madhushani, was so used to her mother's milk that she would not take formula milk.

Mr Wijeratne told Sinhalese language newspaper Lankadeepa: "My child would reject the powdered milk I tried feeding through a bottle.

"Unable to see her cry I offered my breast. That's when I discovered that I could breastfeed her."

The 38-year-old's ability to produce milk was noticed by doctors at the government hospital in the town of Kurunegala.

Dog that waited eight years for owner to be immortalised

A monument to a faithful dog is being erected near the road in Russia where it waited for its master for eight years.

Many people in the Russian Samara region know the story of the Alsatian dog whose master died in a car accident.

People called the dog Faithful because it waited for the return of its owner year after year.

Many times locals tried to make Faithful their own dog but it always returned to the place of the accident.

The dog died after 8 years of waiting and locals have decided to erect a monument to immortalise the animal.

The first monument to a dog in Russia will be made of bronze.

Oleg Klyuev, a sculptor from Ulyanovsk, says the monument will be set up near the road so that drivers could see the dog following them with its eyes.

Stone age man invented beer before making bread, says expert

Experts says Stone Age man invented beer before he made bread.

Archaeologists have found that man first discovered alcohol in 9000 BC, more than 5,000 years earlier than previously thought.

According to The Sun they reckon pottery was invented because man needed a mug to hold his beer.

Until now researchers have assumed the first human settlements, which appeared in the Middle East, were built around farming and growing corn for food.

But archaeologist Merryn Dinely, of Manchester University, told the paper that corn was turned into malt, the main ingredient for making beer.

Dr Dinely found that almost all ancient villages had homes with smooth, carefully-made floors which appear to have been used for malting.

There was also evidence that ovens and grinding stones found at ancient sites formed the foundations of a brewery. Heat-proof baskets lined with bitumen were used for fermenting and storing beer.

Dr Dinely told a conference at Leicester University: "The most likely scenario seems to be that humans discovered how to turn grain into malt, which is sweet and nutritious.

"Then by accident they found out that when malt is mixed with water it turns into alcohol."

Dr Dinely said drawings showed women did the brewing while men collected the raw materials.

Woman charged after changing woman's name to Fat Ass

A New Zealander has been charged with altering a woman's name to Fat Ass on an electoral roll.

Police said the 23-year-old woman will be prosecuted under the 1993 Electoral Act and will appear in New Plymouth District Court in about two weeks.

Victim, Kylene Soar, told The Daily News she received a letter from the Electoral Enrolment Centre (EEC).

The computer-generated letter registered her first names as Kylene Fat Ass and asked her to check her name and details, sign it as correct and return it.

Ms Soar, who says her weight is a touchy issue, said she was disgusted and angry and wanted answers as to how it could happen.

EEC manager Murray Wicks said at the time someone had allegedly accessed the electoral website and changed the details.

However he said a person's details could not be changed on the electoral roll itself until the forms were signed by that person as correct.

OMG! Police Investigate Human Rabbits!!
 

Police are investigating an Italian couple for keeping their neighbours awake by having loud sex five or six times every night.

Residents in Pegli say the couple's bed screeches for 30 minutes each session and starts up again minutes later.

They took an audio tape of the racket before a judge to prove they hadn't had any sleep since the pair moved in the flats complex two months ago.

A local judge has ordered police to make a formal investigation to see if any offence is being committed.

A residents' group wrote to the judge: "When they are both at home, that's to say in the nightly hours, they manage to make love almost endlessly, for maybe 5 or 6 times a night, for well more than half an hour per session and with very brief pauses between their sessions.

"Their sex is also very loud, and their bed makes screechy noises which are very hard to cope with."

Tgcom website reports the couple, whose names have not been revealed, have refused to comment.

Bogus hairdresser stumps police

Dutch police say they are powerless to act against a truck driver who poses as a hairdresser to gain sexual thrills.

They say the 43-year-old gets a kick from running his hands through the hair of attractive women.

But officers say he doesn't commit a crime because he doesn't sexually assault the women or commit any lewd act himself while working on their hair.

Police say all they can do is warn women not to agree to a haircut by Harry Sleuven.

They say women are also often left disappointed by his work, as Sleuven has no training or flair in styling hair.

Sleuven tells women he is an assistant of a famous hairdresser in the region and asks if they would like an appointment.

He first became notorious in Zaanstad, but was forced to leave the area in 1995. Now police in Emmen have confirmed he is operating in their area, reports Noordhollands Dagblad newspaper.

Police spokesman Eric Zinsmeyer said of Sleuven, who was once beaten up by an angry husband: "The women accept Sleuven's offer to cut their hair and invite him in their house. The man himself doesn't do anything sexual."

Victims say Sleuven is ugly and shabby looking, and never uses a comb on his own hair. One woman said: "He just moved with his hands through my hair. Looking back to it, I don't know why I invited him into my house."

Couple hold wedding reception in McDonald's

A Northumberland couple have held their wedding reception at McDonald's.

Ray and Maria Higgingson wanted to celebrate their big day in the place they first met.

The newlyweds arrived in a stretch limousine following a civil ceremony at Morpeth Register Office.

Staff at the restaurant in Cramlington decorated a section of seating with balloons and confetti.

The Evening Chronicle reports wedding guests were served super size Big Mac and McChicken sandwich meals with McFlurrys.

The couple first met in a McDonald's in Stockton two years ago. They had earmarked a grander reception venue, but scaled down the plans after Maria's mum was diagnosed with lung cancer.

They had kept their wedding and the reception venue a surprise from their three children.

Maria, 39, said: "They had no idea when we pulled into McDonald's that we would be eating here. I knew they would prefer burger and fries to a posh restaurant."

Raymond, 37, said: "I suggested McDonald's as a joke. But the more we thought about it the more we were convinced it would be right."

Restaurant manager Lyndsey Rudd said staff thought the couple were joking when they asked if they could reserve seating for a wedding reception.

Man jailed for 72 ponytails theft

An Illinois man has been jailed for stealing ponytails while posing as a charity worker.

The ponytails were destined to be turned into wigs for sick children.

Melvin Hanks admitted he'd posed as a courier for the Locks of Love charity and conned a Belleville beauty salon out of 72 ponytails.

Beauty salon owner Gerry Dahm said the theft was beyond her comprehension.

Hanks, who's 54 and from Springfield, has been jailed for 30 days and given 18 months probation. He was also was ordered to undergo a mental health evaluation and complete any recommended treatment.

Woman's Finger Amputated After Getting Nails Done

Doctors Amputate Part Of Finger After Infection Sets In

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A Kansas City woman won a settlement against a nail salon after she was forced to amputate her index finger after getting her nails done, Kansas City TV station KMBC reported.

Reba Burgess said that she had been getting her nails done at Fancy Nails for a year with no problems until Mother's Day 1998. Burgess said that she went in for a polish when the nail technician started taking off her acrylic nails.

"Then they filed again. Then they drilled. Then they filed, drilled, picked, drill, filed and soaked, and they still would not come off," Burgess said.

Burgess said that this process went on for almost four hours.

"My hands were bleeding and I kept trying to talk to them to see what was taking so long and they would never talk to me. (They) kept telling me it would take a little longer ... take a little longer," Burgess recalled.

 
Burgess said that she left the salon with a new set of nails but had to deal with a bigger problem five days later.

"I went to the hospital Sunday and they flipped my nail off and told me I had to stay and have surgery," Burgess said.

Moritz reported that an infection had moved into Burgess' bone. Doctors amputated part of her index finger.

"I was shocked because I never thought going and getting your nails done, to have them polished, would end up with a finger gone," Burgess said.

The nail salon settled the lawsuit with Burgess.

"I cry a lot. I hide my hand a lot. I'll never wear fingernail polish again -- I'll never wear nails again," Burgess said.

The nail salon would not comment.

Health experts recommend to people who get their nails done professionally to make sure that the equipment is clean and the chemicals used are safe. Inspection records with the cosmetology board are not public.

Copyright 2002 by MyCFnow.com.

Woman Tries to Trade Baby for Puppy
 
The Associated Press
Wednesday, April 3, 2002; 12:12 AM

ENID, Okla. A woman accused of trying to trade her baby girl for a Chihuahua puppy has been charged with trafficking in children.

Kathryn A. Smith, 21, surrendered on an outstanding warrant Friday and was released after an initial court appearance.

Prosecutors said Smith offered to give her mother's neighbor custody of her 7-month-old daughter if the woman gave her a Chihuahua she was selling for $200.

Smith later upped the price to $2,000, authorities said. The neighbor told police she agreed because she believed Smith was neglecting the child and she wanted to help the girl, authorities said. The deal was never completed.

Smith, who now lives in Springdale, Ark., briefly stayed with the neighbor last April after she was kicked out of her mother's home.

Smith signed papers allowing the woman to seek medical treatment for the baby if necessary and promised to give her legal custody, an affidavit said. Smith's mother later told the neighbor Smith tried to sell the child in Arkansas, authorities said.

The girl remains in Smith's custody.

Naked Preacher Shot, Police Say

Miami police say that a woman answered her door on North River Drive and let a man come in to her house. Once inside, he ranted and raved about God then took off all his clothes, police say.

When he ran across the street and into another duplex, the resident there shot him.

The naked man is expected to survive and the man who shot him is not going to be charged, according to police.

 
Woman Jailed For Having Sex!
 
A Saudi Arabian woman who was found by a court to have been raped by her sister's husband was sentenced to six months in jail and 65 lashes because she had sex (Jeddah, February).

 

'Boy Bands Are Making Our Kids Gay!'

RENO, Nev. - Critics have long complained that boy bands like *NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys are lowering the musical standards of America's youth, but now Rev. Harvey Polstom claims these flouncy pop performers are inadvertently making millions of once-virile young men "gayer than Liberace."

The way they prance around on stage, singing with their girly voices and grabbing their nether regions," asserts Polstom. "It sets off a hormonal chain reaction in these poor boys that is leading them down the path of homosexuality."

Polstom first noticed the phenomenon in his own 11-year-old son, whose name he requested not be published.

The reverend says at first he was relieved that his son had chosen the boy bands yearning romantic tunes over "that dangerous gangsta rap." But that changed when he discovered that the music had his son yearning for fellow males.

"I found a Playgirl and a poster of a half-naked Justin Timberlake under his bed," recalls Polstom, his lower lip trembling.

"When I asked him what in the world he needed with pictures of naked men, he just started singing The Backstreet Boys hit 'I Want It That Way.' My first reaction was to slap the boy, but I figured it would just make him an even bigger sissy."

Polstom says he soon discovered that many of his parishioners had been suffering from similar problems with their own boy-band-obsessed sons, who had forsaken their G.I. Joes for Barbies and taken to limp-wristed dancing and singing "like ninnies."

"If it were God's will that these boys be man-lovers, I could accept that," says Polstom.

"But these little guys just have their wires crossed. They need to be pushed a little back in the right diredction."

To counteract what he claims are the boy bands' "feminizing effects," Polstom recommends maximum masculine input, with round-the-clock doses of Garth Brooks, NASCAR races, tractor pulls, WWF matches, dwarf tossing and football.

"I'm not saying shows like that will take away all the swish," he says, "but they will sure suck some of the sugar out of these mixed-up boys' tanks."

- By Todd Longwell






Boy 'locked in clothes drier' in row over Game Boy

Police are investigating claims a six-year-old boy was locked inside a tumble drier because his babysitter said his Game Boy was too loud.

The boy from Tipp City, Ohio, also said he'd been tied to a chair, had his mouth gagged and a sheet put over his head.

The boy's mother told police her best friend's 21-year-old son was watching the child, reports the Dayton Daily News.

Police Captain Ron Van Nuys said: "It's bizarre. We have to determine the veracity of the child's statement."

Van Nuys says the boy was released from the chair by the babysitter's sister, but when he tried to play the video game again, he was locked in the drier.

The boy told police he eventually got the door open and crawled out. He wasn't injured and no arrests have yet been made.

Teacher demoted for forcing class to eat tin foil

A Taiwanese teacher has been demoted for trying to make her pupils eat tiny pieces of aluminum foil as a punishment.

The teacher, identified only by her surname Liu, was angry after a student failed to follow her orders and crush empty milk containers before throwing them away.

Ms Liu cut it into 35 pieces and ordered each student to eat one piece, said Wu Lin-hui, an official in the city's Education Department.

The students, aged 11 and 12, were stunned and most just put the foil in their mouths without swallowing them, the China Times Express newspaper reports.

But Feng Ching-huang, principal at the Nan Hu Elementary school in Taipei, says four or five students swallowed the foil.

Mr Lin-hui says the teacher wasn't dismissed because she showed remorse over her conduct. None of the students suffered injuries.

38 children help 'burglars' raid school

Four Dutchmen are accused of coercing 38 children into helping them burgle a school by telling them they were going to a party.

The four men broke into the school at night with the children who were aged between eight and 16-years-old.

The children have all been questioned by police and told officers they thought they were going to a "secret party."

Once they were inside the Stephanus Primary school in Rotterdam, the adults told them to steal computers and toys.

Some of the children carried off computers, others just watched or played in the schoolyard.

A police spokesman told Algemeen Dagblad: "A lot of the children were seen that night by the neighbours. Most of them will have to attend a special course to prevent them from doing criminal acts again."

Only the four adults, who were aged between 18 and 21, were arrested.

Blackpool councillor calls for ban on 'rock-willies'

A politician wants police to ban sweets in the shape of penises from Blackpool's seafront.

Councillor Mary Smith says Blackpool should copy Southport and launch a crackdown on obscene confectionery sold in shops.

Sweet shop bosses in Southport were furious after police ordered them to remove the rude sweets from public view.

The manager of the Southport Rock Shop, who did not wish to be named, told the Blackpool Evening Gazette: "Two male officers came in here and ordered me to take all the rock willies out of the window.

"They said the rock boobs could stay because they hadn't received any complaints about them."

"I am absolutely fuming. I can't believe, with all the youth crime and shoplifting that goes on here, the police are choosing to spend their time worrying about rock willies."

Granny Heart Attack Sex Shame

A 74-year-old Romanian woman has died from a heart attack during sex with her 26-year-old lover while her husband was sleeping in the other room.

The woman, from Scobinti, Lasi county, was found naked in her room and her lover, a neighbour, told police she died in his arms.

He said he was covering her mouth with his hand in order to stop her from screaming with pleasure.

The woman's husband said he never had any suspicions his neighbour was having an affair with his wife, reports the National newspaper.

Police are investigating the death.

Woman accused of circumcising sleeping boyfriend with scissors

A woman is accused of circumcising her sleeping ex-boyfriend with a pair of scissors in revenge for being dumped.

Chan Lai-ching, 46, cut Lai Kwok-fai's foreskin away with the scissors after he told her in bed their seven-year relationship was over, the South China Morning Post reported.

It's believed Mr Lai woke screaming after the attack and was rushed to hospital where he needed 11 stitches.

The paper reports it took him two weeks to recover.

Chan is on trial before Hong Kong's District Court where she denies one charge of wounding with intent.

Austrian woman tries to sneak over border for cheap hair-do

An Austrian woman tried to smuggle herself over the border into Hungary to get a cheap hair-do.

Angelika Mayer had booked a hair appointment in the Hungarian town of Sopron but left her Vienna home without her passport.

When she realised, it was too late to go back and still make the appointment so she decided to hide in the top box of her friend's car.

Border guards found the 43-year-old, gave her an on-the-spot fine and returned her to the Austrian side of the border.

Imre Feher, spokeswoman for the Hungarian Border Guards, said: "We often find people hiding in the boots of the cars but we were just as shocked as the woman to discover her hiding in the top box."

 
MAN CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH TRAFFIC CONE!

A man was arrested for performing a sex act with a traffic cone in the middle of the street.
Police were alerted after a shocked passer-by spotted the suspect allegedly having intimate relations with the cone.
The 33 year old man, who was alone, was said to have been oblivious to the outrage he caused. He was charged with breach of the peace after being held by police in Edinburgh.
The cone is said to have been stolen from nearby roadworks.
 
(daily mirror uk, 6 sept 02)

Man had sex with horse while high on ecstasy

A Mississippi man has been jailed for 18 months for having sex with a horse while high on ecstasy.

Carl Patrick Brown was caught on video surveillance cameras set up by a farmer who suspected trespassers kept invading his barn.

The farmer previously found buckets and stools out of place and once found the chestnut mare tied to a post.

The 30-year-old from Gulfport admitted having sexual intercourse with a horse at Harrison County Court.

He must register as a sex offender on release from prison because the offence is considered a sex crime in Mississippi.

The Sun Herald reports Circuit Judge Jerry O Terry ordered Brown to avoid any future contact with the horse, which is stabled in Pass Christian.

Prosecutors say sex crimes involving animals are uncommon in the region. Assistant District Attorney John Gargiulo added: "This is truly a crime against nature."

Eyebrow 'Eaten' in Kebab Van Attack
Mon Jul 22, 9:48 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - British police said Monday they were hunting for a thug who bit off a man's eyebrow and possibly ate it after a drunken fight near a kebab van.

The 34-year-old victim and a friend were set upon as they headed toward the takeaway van in the center of Trowbridge, Wiltshire, in southwest England, in the early hours of Saturday morning.

The stocky attacker, aged in his 30s, launched a violent assault after the victim made an inoffensive comment to two young women, police said.

"He stuck his teeth into the eyebrow and bit it off. It's a possibility that he ate it as shortly afterwards a search was conducted and there was no sign of the eyebrow," Detective Constable Neil Le-Maire of Wiltshire police told Reuters.

He said the attack was unprovoked and it appeared that the assailants were drunk and merely hungry for a fight.

"I have never come across an assault like that before," Le-Maire said.

While the man was having his eyebrow chewed off, his friend was knocked to the ground and kicked by two other men.

Le-Maire said the attack had left the victim badly disfigured as without the missing eyebrow there was not a lot that doctors could do to rectify the damage.

Schoolboys 'put preserved pig's heart in teacher's coffee cup'

New Jersey police have charged three teenagers with putting a preserved pig's heart in their teacher's coffee cup.

They say two 16-year-olds and a 17-year-old put the heart in the supply teacher's cup during an English lesson.

Detectives in Bergenfield say the teacher drank from the cup but didn't swallow any of the heart.

They say the boys got the heart from a biology lab. The woman fell ill after ingesting formaldehyde.

She hasn't suffered any long-term health problems. The boys have been charged with assault.

School officials learned of the prank after concerned pupils told teachers about the incident.

After the incident, the boys allegedly removed the heart and threw it out of a window, but it was later retrieved by police.

The teacher says she doesn't know why they picked on her. The three boys have been suspended. The boys will appear in court later this year.

German man 'used underpants as a weapon' against policeman

A German man is being charged with using his underpants as a weapon to attack a policeman.

He was chased and caught by police officers after he tried to run away after allegedly travelling on a train without a ticket.

After they took him to the police station at Hanau, he suddenly ripped off his trousers and underwear.

He is accused of repeatedly hitting one officer in the face with his underpants.

He is being charged with causing bodily harm and obstructing the police. Police say they also found a small amount of marijuana in his pockets.

The man, who has not been named by police, had been hiding on a train toilet to avoid ticket controllers, the Frankfurter Rundschau newspaper reports.

When the train stopped at Hanau station, the 23-year-old ran off but was caught by the two policemen.

Police say he also threatened to hit them with a beer bottle, but the officers managed to take it from him.

Eight-year-old gets ticket for driving himself to school

An eight-year-old who drove himself a mile-and-a-half to school in California got a ticket for driving without a licence.

The second-grader at Fremont Elementary in Antioch even steered the Hyundai through a construction site.

He says he's "still trying to figure out" how he managed the feat.

Antioch police who gave him the ticket can't explain how the boy learned to drive.

The boy says he urgently needed to get to school. His mother, who hasn't commented, didn't get a ticket.

His teacher Jeannie Trammel says she can't understand how he could see out the window and drive at the same time.

Drivers in California can get a learner's licence at the age of 15.

Reverand to ban all Superman comic books and movies - because he believes the Man of Steel is Gay!

"We owe it to our children not to expose them to this kind of
flamboyant character, flitting around in the air like Tinkerbell,"
declares the Reverend Clay Blanblood.
"Real men do NOT prance around in tights. Who knows how many
homosexuals got their start from trying to imitate Superman?"
The Topeka-based minister says he reached his bizarre conclusion after
poring over hundreds of Superman comics, movies and TV shows dating
back to the 1930s.
He cites the following as "evidence" that the beloved superhero is
light in his loafers:
He dresses in leotards that show off his muscles "and just about
everything else." He can never marry Lois Lane, they can only be
buddies. He leads a secret double life, "like a closet homosexual,"
according to the preacher. He wears a cape. "Maybe y'all know some
straight guys who waltz around in red capes. I sure don't," Rev.
Blanblood declares.
He colors his hair with blue highlights. As Clark Kent, he wears
glasses even though he doesn't need them. "It's like he's advertising
that he's some kind of sissy," the clergyman argues. He is "overly
chummy" with cute young cub reporter Jimmy Olsen. He often poses with
his hands on his hips, "the traditional gay posture."
He has X-ray vision, yet never uses the power to look through women's
clothing, "the way any normal, red-blooded American man would,"
according to the preacher. He's often seen flying through the air
carrying a man he's just rescued, something Rev. Blanblood insists "no
heterosexual male would be caught dead doing."
This isn't Rev. Blanblood's first foray into popular culture. In the
past he's argued the case that Batman and Robin, the Scarlet
Pimpernel, Robin Hood, G.I. Joe, and even macho characters Captain
Kirk and Mr. Spock of Star Trek fame are also gay.
A leading comic book expert calls the preacher's crusade against
Superman "idiotic."
- by George Sanford

Ungrateful son sentenced Parents home, goods sold behind their backs
By DANIEL TEPFER

BRIDGEPORT -- A former Fairfield man was sentenced Friday to 90 days in prison for selling all his parents' possessions -- even their pricey Greenfield Hill home -- while they were out of the country, leaving them nearly destitute.

Carol O'Keefe broke into tears and left the courtroom as judicial marshals led her son, Allan O'Keefe III, from Superior Court in handcuffs.

"It's hard to give up your son when you see him being taken off to prison," she later said, crying on a bench outside the courtroom. "But if that has to be, so be it."

Allan O'Keefe, 45, was sentenced by Judge Eddie Rodriguez Jr. to a five-year term, suspended after 90 days and followed by five years' probation.

Assistant State's Attorney Robert Brennan told the judge he had agreed to the plea bargain on condition that O'Keefe make an upfront restitution payment of $4,000, with $3,000 to go to his parents and $1,000 to go to a Fairfield pawnbroker to whom he sold some of his parents' possessions. He is to make payments of $200 a month during his probation.

O'Keefe's wife, Susan, was sentenced by the judge to a suspended five-year term and five years probation. She is to pay $1,000 up front and another $6,000 over the course of her probation to her in-laws, Brennan said.

The couple, who previously pleaded guilty to 10 counts each of larceny, forgery and conspiracy, stood separately before the judge for sentencing.

Allan O'Keefe stood before the judge almost nonchalantly as the judge told him he was lucky his lawyer, Wayne Keeney, arranged such a good deal for him.

"Otherwise you would have been facing a lengthy prison term," Rodriguez said.

Susan O'Keefe burst into tears when it was her turn.

"My family is my life. I would die for my family and my husband," she said.

Her lawyer, Catherine Teitell, told the judge the defendants and their six children, who once lived in Greenfield Hill, are now living in a trailer in Florida.

"You will carry a label of being a thief for a long time," the judge told Susan O'Keefe.

According to police, the elder O'Keefes in 1998 went to Sri Lanka on an extended business trip, leaving their nearly $900,000 Greenfield Hill home in the care of their son and daughter-in-law.

While the parents were gone, police said, the defendants sold their house and their Mercedes sedan, and then held a tag sale to sell the contents of the house.

At the tag sale they sold about $200,000 worth of the parent's possessions, including Carol O'Keefe's jewelry, a Remington statue and lawn tractor. Police later confiscated the statue and the lawn tractor from the neighbors who had bought the items.

Outside the courtroom, Carol O'Keefe wept as she related how she and her husband had returned from Sri Lanka in the fall of 1998 to find they had nothing left, not even an extra change of clothing.

"We had given Allan everything when he was growing up and he left us with nothing," she cried.

 
Man stabbed by gal-pal for washing dishes too slowly

Woman charged with assault
A Billings woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend in the back because he was taking too long washing the dishes was charged Monday in Justice Court with felony assault.

Elizabeth J. Holt, 23, was ordered held in the county jail on $15,000 bond. She is to be arraigned Wednesday in District Court.

Holt is accused of stabbing James S. Demontiney, 26, on Saturday in a house at 146 Jack St. Demontiney said he was doing the dishes at about 9:50 a.m. when Holt said she wanted to visit her parents and became angry because he was slow doing the dishes. Demontiney said Holt grabbed a kitchen knife and ran at him from behind, plunging the 6-inch blade into his back near the shoulder blade.
(Billings Gazette)