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Where Tony washes it all away
week 3
I know you dont need me to tell you, but I am such a superstar that
I have elevated myself to megastardom status.
You see Ive joined an exclusive club of the rich and famous. A clique so hard to get into,
minor celebs are quite literally prepared to risk life and limb to enter.
I have joined ranks with Justin Timberlake and the gorgeous Jennifer Aniston by breaking
my toe. Crutches and foot-braces are THE celeb accessories - mark my word, come Oscar time see how many movie
hunks and starlets come hobbling down the red carpet.
So how did I break my poor toe? That doesnt really matter, but what does is the fact
that I left it dangling pathetically from my foot for a few days before finally hauling ass to the hospital.
Dont believe people when they say a broken toe will mend on its own. That's what I thought,
until I noticed it had turned black and felt all squidgy.
So with as much drama as I could muster, I was rushed to the local A&E and soon had
a swarm of doctors and trainee nurses tending to my every whim.
So my toe is now splinted, bandaged and healing very nicely.
From my sick bed I have been ordering milk shakes and huge boxes of chocolates from Steve.
I musnt work him too hard though. I think all this excitment has affected his hearing - he doesnt seem to hear the jingle jangle
of the 'service bell' I ring when I need attending!!
There was one thing however that got me back on my feet - a competition on one of the music
channels to meet Justin Timberlake, so I entered and am keeping everything crossed until I hear Ive won.
Well Steve appears to have gone out, but god damn I need another vanilla choco-moco shake.
Now where did I put the number for naked home help...
week 2
Yuck, the weather down my neck of the woods has been so miserable
lately - it's a struggle to keep smiling when you know there's gales whipping up a frenzy and you've got to walk to work!
Thankfully, the snow escaped me although the cold snap seems to be here to stay.
Vik took this photo to prove to you Tony fans just how damn cold it is here.
Ok, so it doesnt look like alot of snow, but look at this photo
taken at a park not that far from here. Not only does it show how freezing we all are, but it gives me the opportunity to
post a pic of a snowman - something Ive wanted to do for a long time!!!
People tend to talk about the weather when they have nothing else
to say and that's true of me. For once Im stumped for words - my fingers wanna type these thoughts in my head but I
just cant seem to get it right.
My god it's cold isnt it?!
week 1
Yay! It's a new year, 12 months of me me me. Am I being just a tad
too selfish? Fuck it - I deserve it.
2002 saw me being there for everyone else but me.
So that's one of my new years reso's out the way, what about the rest?
Well I started off with good intentions, I promised myself I would be a good person, to ditch
the little shit that surfaces on a daily basis, but after realising that being a good boy isnt much fun after all,
Ive decided to embrace myself warts and all.
So there's a whole fresh year infront of me and Im excited at what's to come and
I sit here wondering what's gonna fill the next 12 months before the final chapter of The Lord Of The Rings hits
the big screen.
Talking of which, I finally dragged my lazy ass off to the cinema and threw myself into
The Two Towers. I went thinking it possibly couldnt be any better than the first one, but left knowing that comparing
the two was a bit silly. This time around its a lot darker and I must admit I fell in love with Gollum and decided
I liked this movie best. And I went again.
The second time we took Julie who needed a night out of escapism. The poor lass has been suffering
from much weeping and gnashing of teeth due to her and her boyfriend splitting up. Underneath it all she's made of strong
stock and with the help of her friends - she'll see it through.
See, Im really not that selfish after all!
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